Tag Archives: funny
where’s the maple syrup?
yummmmm pancakes…with little chunks of green things in them. i’m sure they taste perfectly fine, but i gotta admit that there are some japanese foods that i just wasn’t daring enough to try (though at least i didn’t sustain myself entirely on french … Continue reading
cute shoes
these wooden shoes are sooo cute! why didn’t i buy any for myself? oh yeah, because my size 10 feet were freakishly big by Japanese standards. p.s. the lady in pink is totally cute too (and i don’t mean that in … Continue reading
why sixteen-year-olds should not be allowed in night clubs
seriously–birkenstocks and cut off jeans? i look like i’m dressed to hang out in front of the 7-Eleven parking lot, NOT a roppongi nightclub (and yes, i am totally sober in this pic, i just look like that). maybe i … Continue reading
what the heck?
okay so Japanese people are really into this whole cute/kawaii thing. pencil cases, tee-shirts, and even those bobbly cats on the dashboard of cars–I can get that stuff. but these are just too much. i’d like to know if anyone … Continue reading
why animals should never be used in photo shoots
happy easter. this bird pooed on me. for real.
lost in translation
Okay, yes I am a loser, but anway, what’s up with celebrities doing product endorsements in Japan–for stuff I swear they’d never do back in the US? Jodie Foster and coffee? Harisson Ford and beer? And Charlie Sheen in a … Continue reading
This is not my real skin
P.S. I have a big zit on my left cheek but you can’t see it. Gotta love foundation. Lots and lots of foundation.
Bowl of Rice
I know I grew up in the suburbs and all, but I had never seen a giant steaming bowl of rice outside a restaurant until the moment captured above. Giant donuts, buckets of fried chicken and that massive Hershey’s chocolate … Continue reading
Meet the Flower Girl
Please mommy, can I stay over at Amber’s house tonight? Okay, so at least it’s not sleep-ware but I still look seriously un-sexy in the flower-girl dress (and yes, that is a bow on the top of my head).
Tokyo greasers
Every Sunday these dudes would shake their booties in the parkway near Harajuku. Considering that most men I saw in Japan were about as expressive as the guy in the wooden box at a funeral, this was a pretty crazy sight.
