Tag Archives: funny
male models scare me
what is wrong with this picture? if you guessed, the girl looks like she’s looking for an escape hatch, you’re totally right. if there was a thought bubble over my head, it would say, “if i look at the floor … Continue reading
watch that baton, mr police-man!
i came this to getting a baton-induced concussion! JOKE but it looks that way in these shots don’t it? and what’s up with japanese police men looking all british?
yummers
hope i didn’t give the impression that i’m not a lover of japanese food. because when it comes to 7-Eleven lunches, there ain’t nothing like these little rice seaweed triangles. they’re like kinder surprises, but with pickled plums and salmon … Continue reading
you meet the strangest people in the fashion industry
this is dicky. i don’t know why he gave me a signed polaroid of himself at the end of the shoot, but he did. he was our stylist (which means he was in charge of the clothes and shoes and stuff … Continue reading
Filed under Weird Stuff About Being a Model
before i was even seventeen
is it me or does it seem weird to you, too that by the time i was seventeen (according to my portfolio) i was married… and pregnant… and had become an old lady. Creepy–no?
in real life this is called dorky
because seriously, would you and your friends ever wear matching outfits and think that’s cool? i don’t know why japanese photographers are so into this.
excuse me, pardon me
the other downside of living in tokyo (as compared to suburbia, land of vast parking lots and empty sidewalks)–there’s lots and lots of people.
girls in park
i can’t tell what this reminds of me of more: two little sisters sulking becuase mom made us wear these stupid hats, or some strange lesbian fantasy thing. disturbing either way. this one’s a little more normal–we’re all, ‘too cool … Continue reading
the casting: scene three
ken, the manager, briefs us on the casting details (this one for a poster and tv commercial) in the last few moments before we’re ‘on’….
suck it in!
the best part of this shoot was when kate (she’s the one sitting behind me in the pic above) couldn’t fit into the jeans and they had to cut them down the back and use duct tape to hold them together. … Continue reading
